Running fast
Katie Lucas (Via JoS):
Step 1: write about running really fast.
Step 2: Go and draw a plan of the racetrack.
Step 3: go and buy really tight lycra shorts.
Step 4: run really, really, really fast.
Step 5: cross line first.It's that step 4 that's the tough one. But if you put lots of emphasis
on 1,2,3 and 5 it's possible no-one will notice and then you could
probably make a lot of money selling the methodology to would be
athletes who think there's some "secret" to being a 100m runner over
and above being born with the ability to run fast.
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