If..Else Log

Drunken purchases @ B3TA

Some hilarious stories in this B3TA thread.

drunk + online shopping = 40 goats.
After I sobered up and found the emailed receipts for said goats, I didn't know what to do with them. So I got drunk again and arranged for them to be sent to a well known British band. Which earned me coverage on the front of the Guardian, featuring a quote from a very drunken me, saying "I want to populate the world with my goats".

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