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Chuck Norris Facts

You can find out all you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris at Chuck Norris Facts1.

  • Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Well, I found it amusing…


  1. Accuracy not guaranteed [back]

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5 Responses to “Chuck Norris Facts”

  1. Gravatar Devlin Palmer January 16th, 2006 7:49 pm

    I found the same link on a webforum a few seconds before I saw it here.
    They’re quite funny. :D

  2. Gravatar Richard January 16th, 2006 9:12 pm

    I like the “accuracy not guaranteed” disclaimer.

    There was a similar thing for Van Damme, or however it’s spelled, a while ago, by the way.

  3. Gravatar Hans Nilsson January 16th, 2006 10:21 pm

    Ohh.. Chuck. I think a talk between him and David Hasselhoff would be quite interesting, since they have alot of things in common. I mean, how many actors has also recorded the theme song to their hit series?

  4. Gravatar Justin Ruckman January 16th, 2006 11:46 pm

    “Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying ‘booya’.”

  5. Gravatar Stormy (Chuck Norris) LeBoeuf February 15th, 2006 5:51 pm

    Chuck norris is cooler and hotter than u will eva be….