Teddy bear gun

Sunamiya, a paint firm based in Imabari, announced the development of the a teddy bear gun. Yes, a Teddy Bear Gun. The device, which blasts a teddy bear equipped with a parachute into the air was developed after they noticed people were throwing teddy bears into the air instead of bouquets at wedding receptions.
Japanese ingenuity never fails to impress.
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I cannot overstate how badly I want one.
They have little parachutes! Oh god, the cuteness!
I am a Teddy Bear and I want one.